Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
He was really drunk and I dared him to jump the swimming pool on his bike. Sadly he couldn't. Hey did you know a testicle can burst?
they described our state of being as looking similar to a crime scene....you were on the ground and i was running around screaming.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Like, he's a nice guy. But he's better at fingering than he is at speaking.
Also 70% sure I have a splinter on my eyelid from last night
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
if happy hour never ends, you’ll never have to eat kale
I don't think it counts as a booty call at 6:30 pm.
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
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