so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
He told me to fuck off at some point in the night. I think it was right before he jumped out of a moving car trying to get to another bar and made Abby cry.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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