im like that movie w. ryan reynolds, no ones ever going to date me unless they're forced to marry me.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
If she wants to think that freshman 15 means sleeping with 15 guys than so be it I just gotta make sure I'm one of them.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
I think the worst part about being a real adult is 1)having a high stress job that makes me want to get stoned 2)paying for reefer using my own money 3)realizing my boyfriends children probably have more weed connections than I do anymore
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
Mom just walked in with a bag of weed and funyuns. I'll talk to you later.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
You informed me your place was now a nudist colony and unless I was there to drink schnapps with the cat I had to strip.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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