what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I've heard semen is good for your skin though, so that pimple on my chin should clear right up.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
I totally need to blow more fat guys. His cum tasted like vanilla ice cream
He fell asleep in the strip club and they paid some stripper $20 to sit on his face until he woke up.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
Hey, 'thunder cock' as proud as I am for you getting laid, could you put a muzzle on her? I have to be up at 5, thanks.
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
I gave your mom a discount on her coffee, its my way to say thanks for having a son that makes me come every time
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
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