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(305): View more from Florida

I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.

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(503): View more from Oregon

i met a boy and i'm in lovvvvveeeeeeee and we're going to vegas and getting marrrrrriiiieeeeedddddd!

(360): View more from Washington

let's be honest with each other here, that's about the worst idea you've ever had. you need to walk this one off.

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(573): View more from Missouri

It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video

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(319): View more from Iowa

More cowboy butts than you can shake a stick at, oh joy.

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(763): View more from Minnesota

Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..

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