how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
Every time I drink before 5 somebody's pet dies
Stop drinking before 5
Easier said than done
She called me her guardian angel after I picked her phone up from the river of pee coming from her front porch.
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I woke up on a different floor than I went to sleep on. Can't find my shoes.
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