nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
My nephew just came out playing with my moms vibrator.
watching a tv show about cocaine.. just explained to my mom why the test monkey chose coke over food
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
He ran five blocks just to watch me and my best friend make out. I think he's a keeper.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
she cried into her fur with two handfuls of money- she was the physical manifestation of white girl problems
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
No more going to class sober.. Tried it for a day or two, its just not for me
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Lest it die in the depths of eternal drunken recall denial...we peed in the street. Middle of the street. Simultaneously. Peed. Street. Middle of street.
Hey I need you to run the morning meeting, for reasons I can explain when I find out where I left my car
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