Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
No room in fridge, chilling wine in snow. Do NOT let the dog pee on it.
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
I still don't know why you took that job... it sounds miserable
not having any beer money sounds even more miserable
He came to the party late, didn't bring tacos, and then asked what shennanigans we were getting into. I swear I will never fuck another hipster.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
Just so you know, classy bitches change the morning after in a CVS bathroom.
My heart is swelling with pride right now. I fucking love you.
Things are coming back to me in chunks. I vaguely remember signing a shirt that said 'I enjoy vagina'
I AM SO PROUD OF YOU
Why am I not blowing coke off your ass at my apartment?
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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