Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
My mom came into my room and told me to flip off the tv. I gave it the middle finger. Note to self: STOP SMOKING THIS SHIT
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
I had to remind him that there is no "age exchange rate" between the u.s. and spain, and that 16 will always equal 16
Just got a full body massage. It was uncomfortable at first, but then I realized I let strangers turn off the lights and put their hands all over my naked body 3 times a week anyways.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
Can you come get Dustin he's putting taco bell fire sauce on cigarettes trying to light them again.
Told some guy to hold your weave while you "tried" to kick his girlfriends ass...
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
A bitchslap is in order.
So I got a text from him saying "jacking off...thinking of you" I think I'm going to get a restraining order
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
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