is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
I am at 2.05 miles in under 11 minutes. So either this thing is broke or I should always work out wasted.
So my birthday was awesome. Only remember 45 min of it but I woke up with a girl on the couch and a half bowl of ground beef
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
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