Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I think my favourite thing about cubicles is the fact that I can pick my nose at work
I rubbed one out into an envelope and mailed it to her. Game point, I win.
What's the point of being healthy if people still don't want to fuck you?
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
So after tequila Thursday, Jess broke her arm table dancing. Now her and Andrew look like the perfect drunk couple, matching casts and all.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Should i put up a tasteful banner for your party that says last chance to sleep with maya?
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Look,the guy had sex w/a Canadian prison guard on the deck of a cruise ship,he could blow any second.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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