Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
Um don't talk to me about fat. I just used my chip bag to cover up all my candy wrappers in the garbage.
i just heard Winston Churchill in auto-tune. thank you nerds.
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
No, my body just knows its the weekend and wants to rage. Very different from alcoholism
Using a joint as a bookmark. What is my life?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
He's a freak. Not like "freak in the bed" freak but like "eats glue in the weekends" freak.
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