i feel as if last night was a right of passage. to officially be an adult you must have a drunken one night stand with a co-worker and go to work the next day still drunk wearing yesterday's clothes...
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
How many ice cream sandwiches is an acceptable meal replacement?
2.5
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
knew it was a bad idea. the look she gave me when i left her roommates bedroom in the morning really illustrated that.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Bombed my 8 a.m. exam and the liquor store doesn't open till noon. Drinking unfinished beers from last night till they open.
Hey please buy toilet paper today. Plastic grocery bags are starting to hurt now
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
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