filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just saw a stripper light her nipples on fire. Im terrified and impressed all at the same time
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I'm not gonna ask the guy I've fucked like 3 times if he is insecure about his eyebrows.
im bringing home some absinth and some holy water. one way or another things are going to get spiritual.
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
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