To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Idgaf if he's a manwhore, he's like the mt. everest of penises. howcan I NOT try to put that inside me?
How do you not remember seeing the kid from our chem lab table and repeatedly yelling "lab partners for life!" at him?
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
Two days later and my throat is still sore. That bong is a double edged sword.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
she has that "i will punish you like your mom did" vibe, i think guys like that.
Can you tell dad to stop liking and sharing porn on FB again?
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
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