In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
so then we both started to do the walk of shame and she didnt realize we had fucked in her apartment until some lady said hi to her in the elevator
you didnt stop her?
too entertaining
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
that is very illegal...i love you.
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