Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
He ran headfirst into the atm. Thenasmed us what our spirit animals were...he said his was either a dolphin or a cabbage
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
because i know somewhere at some party, behind someones closed bed room door youre being feed a key full of mollie.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
We are horrible
Yeah but we're also awesome
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
