I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
Sometimes when I see pregnant women, I wonder what position they were in when they got knocked up. Then I gag a little.
New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
You called information & said "connect me to johnny depp" when they told u it wasn't listed u said " try depp comma johnny he's expecting my call"
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
MIDGETS
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With great boredom comes great irresponsibility.
Please tell me you're not on their roof again..
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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