I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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