I'm lost and stupid without you.
I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
We can't have sex anymore. The amount of money I've spent on meds and copays for UTIs is getting ridiculous
Trying to figure out if I'm the second dude she hooked up with yesterday. I feel like a consolation prize
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
I only feel half bad for cheating on him because while we were fucking I was given great relationship advice and now I'm ready to work some things out.
You carried me up the stairs after I told you not to. And what did you tell me? "Let me test my strengths."
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
Wore a burger king crown while giving head still drunk this morning #blessed
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I just realized that Margarita Wednesdays are so much better now when followed by No Work Thursdays.
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
It probably doesn't matter because I'm drunk...but I'm sorry for getting you drunk, having you almost lose your place to live, all your friends, permanently lose your liver functions, throwing up on my floor, losing virginity...etc...mostly I'm sorry for making you watch: cabin in the woods.
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