Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
He said, "cum on daddy's dick!" ... I pictured my dad. That just scarred me for life.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Had to snap chat three different people to ask who left the bite mark on my thigh. All three said "Wasn't me". Now I can't wear a bathing suit to my mom's pool.
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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