This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
How do you say "I'm sorry I beat you up while cumming" in German?
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
I just remembered that last night I ate nachos off of someone else's table with a stranger
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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