? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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