I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
cannot fit in my clothes. too depressed to drink.
if you drink enough to puke, it's like a weight loss plan.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I had five suicidal voicemails from him when I woke up this morning. They all started and ended with "DON'T FUCK MY ROOMMATES".
It was only one, it doesn't count.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
You refused to come over and kept yelling that you were gonna sleep on a car
I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
It's a "party harder or raise your standards" kind if night.
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
He said he broke his back in 3 spots & my first thought was "there goes my booty call".
Did u have a 2nd thought
I need a new booty call.
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