i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I just pulled a handful of rice out of my pocket.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
Look on the bright side: Now that I'm sleeping with both the exs it's good bye to drunk sexting the 'wrong one'.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
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