I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
we played lady & the tramp with a hash brown from McDonald's....im in love.
the bouncer kept askin you for id just to see how long it would take you to find your pants
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
You blackout rapped the entire DMX song Party Up last night at karaoke without looking at the screen. Then you Tebowed on stage, hugged a black guy, puked in a garbage can, then left. You deserve a medal.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Brb crying the tears of my youth
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
kind of bad when u call a cop an asshole for driving you home from the bar
APPARENTLY I MISSED SOMEONE SWALLOWING A WHOLE BAG OF METH WHILE I WAS ON BREAK.
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