I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
This is getting serious. I keep forgetting what's in my vagina.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
areolas are like halos for boobs.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
Sorry about that whole "setting your deck on fire" thing.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like running into your ex boyfriend at the liquor store at 3 in the afternoon.
It's a shame things ended how they did. We were well on our way to transforming from acquaintances with benefits to friends with benefits.
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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