i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
Why did I think it was so necessary to steal that rolling pin?
I need $500 dollars more than I need a night of dignity... I gonna do it.
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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