she offered me iced tea and went to go change.then her dad came in the door.i thought i was on how to catch a predator.
direct quote: "i'm so over my clit" either best or most awkward conversation possible with your COUSIN
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
I hope so. I just start to question my lifestyle when i pee on coffee tables
Just saw ur booking photo. Love that u were already wearing orange. Its like u knew
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
Like a gentleman I waited until you were done vomming to start my Big Mac.
She's high and screaming MEREDITH IS A WHORE
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
do you know why there was a glass jar of hot chocolate and a traffic flare in my shower?!! like where did that even come from
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