I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
me texting you is like we have secret walkie talkies.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
I guess I'm famous. Hot lesbian was WARNED about me. Still hooked up with her.
I'll pay you to teach me.
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