You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
Any day you don't mysteriously wake up in the garbage is a good day.
Fuck you. You would only tell me how to get to your house in Spanish.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
No. You don't want this. When I threw up last night, it was so intense I went blind for about 3 seconds.
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
I was so drunk last night I couldn't see faces, only from the shoulders down.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
I don’t care how cute or big a guy is I’m done with drunken hand jobs. It was like I was pulling a nine inch bungee cord for 25 minutes. Now My arm and shoulder is dead
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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