am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
shape ups are the best shoes to wear when youre stoned. its like walking on little trampolines every step.
Yeah he gave the rest of the brownies to the bouncer that took his fake
he's measuring my pool to see how much jello powder he needs. He got paid today.
He literally sends me dick pictures, EVERY DAY. SEVERAL DIFFERENT ANGLES ..it's like I GET THE POINT.
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
I shouldn't have watched rise of the planet of the apes and then gotten high. I'm now convinced that the cats are out to get me.
So what's it like to be pregnant?
It feels like I'm hungover and when I was drunk I was kicked off a mechanical bull and then trampled.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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