found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
They left shortly after you claimed the dirty rug as your mattress and began alternating between singing "Dayman" and "Nightman"
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
Hey. Hey you. Just wanted to let you know that I'm adorable. FUCKING ADORABLE. That is all. This update brought to you by our proud sponsor bud light.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
Just cried because I'm out of oreos. This post-molly depression can go fuck itself.
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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