24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
I knew it was all downhill from there when the straight vodka I was drinking tasted like water.
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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