dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
Woo Hoo! Just saw Asian kids with rocker mullets. Tried to get a picture on my phone, but you know how those ninjas are.
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
CONGRATS VODKA, YOU WON RHIS TIME..
Questioning the dried heart shaped nutella on my boobs. Valentines day has begun.
One reason I feel like garbage: Kraft single wine shots
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
She was cleaning herself at the bus stop. She also picked up gum off the ground and ate it
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
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