So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I feel like every picture I upload of him on facebook where you can see his purity ring, I should make the caption "something in this picture does not belong"
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
Still at home. Videotaping hamsters.
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
ps. i have two very important words to sum up my night
which are?
library sex.
Randomize
