OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
Any time you start making pro wrestling references before 10 PM I know that I'm breaking up a fight between you and some muscled up frat boy you call Hogan.
she looked me in the eyes and called me a poet because i was singing lady gaga, then she fell over...
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
Never go with a hippy to a second location. I fucking hate Xanax.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
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