I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
Get dressed up for her? please, I could shit my pants and she would still blow me
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
I made him laugh his dick is mine
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
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