dude i just figured out that the tostitos sign is two people eating chips and salsa. being high totally pays off sometimes
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
I mean, except for the part where I was vomiting up pineapple and hot sauce, it was a really fun time.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
I walked in describing her boobs thinking I was talking to you only to hear dad say 'I remember when your moms were like that'. ALWAYS tell me when they get home early. Always
she has no right to get mad at us for drinking during the wedding. she's the one that chose the bridesmaid dresses with pockets.
He was cute in a Sketchy-trying-to-sell-you-a-vaccum-at-9-at-night kinda way.
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
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