We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
He said my labia gave my vagina a "cute personality"
Why is Kyle using one of my nieces as a blunt object to provoke and attack my other niece?
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
It's an open bar. I'm gonna be gone when you get here.
Text me the address now before you're too drunk to text English.
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
ever bang a guy wearing an $800 suit? today you will.
I feel like this is something I should shave my legs for
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I think he was trying to be romantic, but the candle he had lit was the kind you use to repel mosquitoes..
yea, she was legit pissed that her rasberry vodka ice cubes never actually froze. but we couldnt convince her otherwise.
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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