Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm watching him slurp a whole mango out of her hand. It's disturbingly arousing.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
Just had to kick my 26 yr old boyfriend out of my bed before getting the kids up for school. Have I mentioned being 41 doesn't suck as much as all the hype.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
I just had to go dumpster diving, at 3am, in the rain, because I realized that I somehow threw away the brand new package of birth control pills I picked up from the pharmacy this afternoon. So I'm sort of a responsible adult.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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