i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
I don't remember how we paid for the cab. I do however remember giving him my heels 2 help with the bill.
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Dad just asked me to breathalyze grandma
It may be a clusterfuck, but I'll be looking classy as shit as I watch the nightmare unfold
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