It's not real sex if he's just convulsing inside of you.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
They evidently had to pull his penis out of me while we were passed out on the floor.
New low: falling asleep with my face in the toilet only to be awoken when my hand slid down and touched the water. It's moments like these I wish I could forget.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
when I went into his room, he was sleeping on his stomach, almost as if to silently say, "you're not touching my dick tonight".
I'm sensing a Yuletide blow job in your future and by future I mean tomorrow
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Just witnessed some guy throw his fake eye at his dad's face. Actually, he whipped it at him.
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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