I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
i have no feeling in my penis or fingers but i think it was worth it
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
Taking back a box of condoms is possibly the most depressing thing i've ever done
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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