then i got kicked out of the bar for trying to pay my $30 bar tab in sacajawea dollar coins
Nailed a drunk college girl before the CU game Saturday, and a drunk married woman after the Broncos game Sunday.
Some perfection is debatable.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I took a shit in your bathtub. Nothings off limits
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
And then we made magical love in his room under a blacklight as his roommate and girlfriend argued violently in the living room
It sucks laughing and vomiting at the same time, trust me. I kind of remember
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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