i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
The last thing I remember was riding in a grocery cart with two strangers while a cop pushed us
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
There's like a dolphin trainer convention here or something. I will parlay this trip to Vegas into riding Shamu if its the last thing I do.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
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