so I called to to smoke and you didn't pick up so I smoked and now I'm a race car
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
We were at dinner and dad asked me to pass the salt and I suddenly remembered doing body shots when I was blacked out last weekend.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
I can't believe I'm giving you play by plays of this sexting convo. It's like a three way he doesn't know about.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
Thanks. I just smoked a bowl topless so I'm in heaven right now.
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