I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
She's holding my hand. I'm going to kill myself.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
Success! We fucked roommates!
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
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