problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
Just successfully invited my mom to a drag show. If that doesnt say "im gay" then idk what will.
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
she's sitting there like the lesbian godfather. A cigarette in one hand and a titty in the other.
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Damn victory sex feels great
She woke up next me in bed and told me to stop driving so fast.
I may or may not be drunker than time right now.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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