I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
it hurts more in the daytime
I want to poop on a bird, just to show them what it's like.
so i am drinking whiskey and watching home alone 2 by myself. it turns out moving to a foreign country isn't all that different after all.
I think his glow in the dark Star Wars sheets, at the time, really turned me on.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
so we were doing it and I was like umm hi im losing my virginity can you take off your beanie
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Write this down so you can tell me in the morning. "That bartender needs to be in my mouth."
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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