Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
Yo, my girl thinks she's pregnant, so I've got a DD for the wedding. Sweet.
he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
I can hear my family downstairs singing Christmas carols as I masturbate
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
I'm pretty sure I just orgasmned my way out of paying for that weed
I haven't been drunk for four days and just realized I haven't taken a shit for three. This can't be healthy.
Which part?
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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