yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
don't get me wrong, i love how you're fun and free spirited. but there are some situations...like shooting down a bottle of sambuca standing in the shallow end topless surrounded by my friends
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
The only word that describes how much hair I shaved off of my ass is "considerable".
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
Thanks for supporting me through Robs retirement. I'm still in shock, but your dick helped.
Well you’re enrolled in an Ivy League grad school and I’m currently at a 2 star holiday inn in rural PA so who is really thriving here
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