He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
She tried to sleep on the front steps of her salon so she wouldn't be late for work and these people put her in a cab to my house. She is nothing if not responsible. Can u imagine her boss finding her there this morning?
Employee of the year! :)
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
Just put an ad on Craigslist for a fake groom... I'm sure only non creepy sane people will respond to it
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
You're cock blocking me from my own boyfriend. What kind of shit is that?
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
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